Fast Food Fried Chicken Update

Okay, so there's been a lot of stuff going on in the arena of fast food chicken that you dudes and ladies may not be aware of, so I'm going to lay it down for you right now.

KFC (aka Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Okay, so Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC for a while there, but there was a nasty rumor that they had to because they were growing chicken parts in vats like Frankenchickens so the FDA said they couldn't call themselves a chicken place because what they were selling wasn't chicken. This is not true.

However, what is true is that KFC's chicken doesn't really taste as good anymore. The reason for this is prominently displayed right on their new buckets: 0% Trans Fat. So now you don't need to go to KFC anymore, guys.

Wendy's

Wendy's just got bought out by Arby's. I like Wendy's chicken sandwiches fine, but maybe Arby's can help them with their presentation.
Seriously.

McDonald's

Okay, guys, this is the big news here. There has, of late, been a massive restructuring in the Chicken McNugget scenario. First, they went from 4, 6, 9 & 20 piece varieties to 4, 10 and 20. This is okay, but I still think they should have something in the 15 piece range as well. I don't know. But they also have got to wake up and smell the senior coffee, because they forgot to change their pricing scheme.

The 4 piece box is on the dollar menu. This is a pretty fair and equitable arrangement. However, the 10 piece runs around $4.50. Some quick math while in line behind some of the world's most annoying people will tell you that for an extra $.50 you can get 5 4 piece boxes, or 20 pieces for $5.

Just keep buying the 4 pieces, guys. They'll be out of business in no time!

Prices and participation may vary. Some restrictions apply.